16 Photos Of The Most Unfiltered Things People Actually Wrote In Their Dating Profiles

1.This woman who wanted the singles of Hinge to know she had good credit:

Credit scores: TransUnion 811, Equifax 811. Ad about payday. Text: "I go crazy for Chiefs Football and romcoms. I also go crazy for my doggos."
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2.This person who shared a lil tidbit about their dating history:

Text on image: "Unusual skills: fostering men until they find their forever homes."
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3.This person who wrote two different bios for different types of suitors:

Text describing interests in creativity, nature, and connection, highlighting queer identity, including playing Dungeons & Dragons and having a dog
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Text-based image with a message: "Respect me as a person, not an object. Treat me with consent and equality. If you can't, please leave."
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4.This guy who expressed a very random grievance in his bio:

Dating profile of Adam, 41: Prefers whole donuts over pieces at the office, dislikes leftover scraps
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5.This person who told potential suitors to have realistic expectations:

Image with playful text listing partner attributes like fitness, height, income, and generosity, ending with a humorous closing about choosing wisely
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6.This guy who made sure people knew he was naturally tall:

Image showing a humorous "About Me" section: mentions being 6'4" tall without heels and having a Lord of the Rings tattoo
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7.This person whose answer to a Hinge prompt probably cost them a lot of potential matches:

Text reads: "Typical Sunday Cheating."
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8.This guy who channelled the Old Spice guy for his profile:

Profile bio humorously instructs reader to look back and forth and describes ideal partner as an improved version of others. Concludes playfully
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9.This person who had a very specific relationship in mind:

Profile description seeking a long-term partner for fun, including playing Uno. Mentions disliking cilantro tasting like soap
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10.This person who...had a lot of fun questions!:

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11.This person who misunderstood what "love language" was referring to:

Text reads: "My Love Language is Austrian" with a heart icon at the bottom right
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12.This guy who knew people would be curious about his height:

Profile of a 28-year-old named Phil, located 18 miles away. Enjoys drinks, football, and baseball. Height humor in text
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13.This person who thought "love language" had something to do with being multilingual:

Text on image: "My Love Language is I HAVE NONE BUT IF YOU CAN SPEAK ANOTHER ONE I WOULD LOVE IT."
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14.This guy who poked fun at the repeating talking points in dating profiles:

Dating profile for Dominic, 24. Text reads: "Let me guess. You love traveling, dogs, and pizza. You’re not looking for hookups. You’re 'feeling personally attacked rn'."
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15.This Floridian who was very proud of her home state:

Humorous text about life as a Floridian, mentioning riding alligators, heart pumping orange juice, training a pet mosquito, and hibernating in cooler weather
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16.And finally, this person who clarified something incredibly important:

Profile summary reads: "Ireland 22, About Me: 100% not Irish." Verified badge shown. Location hidden
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