21 Of The Funniest Posts About Married Life (March 18-24)
Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow the married people on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of wedded life.
Every week, we round up the funniest marriage posts on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:
I'm not saying my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I'm just saying that if we had a parrot all it would say was "A shipment has arrived" in Alexa's voice.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 24, 2025
I'm not saying my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I'm just saying that if we had a parrot all it would say was "A shipment has arrived" in Alexa's voice.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 24, 2025 ">
me: oh look at that cute little old man waving at us
my wife: that's Gary from high school— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) March 19, 2025
me: oh look at that cute little old man waving at us
my wife: that's Gary from high school
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) March 19, 2025 ">
my wife: that's Gary from high school
There are people who've been stranded in a jungle for days and survived off a few roots and berries, and my husband sometimes acts like he's going to starve to death between his last snack and dinner.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) March 22, 2025
There are people who've been stranded in a jungle for days and survived off a few roots and berries, and my husband sometimes acts like he's going to starve to death between his last snack and dinner.
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@granttanaka.bsky.social/Bluesky
Drove behind my husband for a while today and now I have some questions about his understanding of speed limits
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 22, 2025
Drove behind my husband for a while today and now I have some questions about his understanding of speed limits
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@sixfootcandy/Threads
When my wife is mad at me I like to put on the Trophy Husband t-shirt she got me last year.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) March 23, 2025
When my wife is mad at me I like to put on the Trophy Husband t-shirt she got me last year.
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@sofarrsogud.bsky.social/Bluesky
The audacity of my husband not being able to remind me what I was thinking of 30 seconds ago.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) March 20, 2025
The audacity of my husband not being able to remind me what I was thinking of 30 seconds ago.
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@swilua.bsky.social/Bluesky
@kristabelle.bsky.social/Bluesky
@henpecked_hal/Bluesky
Send help. It’s 7:43pm and my wife just got the tape measure out of the cabinet.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) March 24, 2025
Send help. It’s 7:43pm and my wife just got the tape measure out of the cabinet.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) March 24, 2025 ">
@dustinnickerson/Threads
me: did you ask the kids to organize their legos by brick size?
wife : yeah, it’s a worthless task but it makes them feel like they’re contributing and it gets them out of my hair for a while
me: brilliant!
wife: thanks...say, can you rotate the garden hoses again?
me: on it!— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 24, 2025
me: did you ask the kids to organize their legos by brick size?
wife : yeah, it’s a worthless task but it makes them feel like they’re contributing and it gets them out of my hair for a while
me: brilliant!
wife: thanks...say, can you rotate the garden hoses again?
me: on it!
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 24, 2025 ">
wife : yeah, it’s a worthless task but it makes them feel like they’re contributing and it gets them out of my hair for a while
me: brilliant!
wife: thanks...say, can you rotate the garden hoses again?
me: on it!
@faignews.bsky.social/Bluesky
@traciebreaux.bsky.social/Bluesky
@theciscokidder.bsky.social/Bluesky
Me: [eating a banana]
My wife [on the end of the couch, looking at me]: Oh yeah, baby.— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 20, 2025
Me: [eating a banana]
My wife [on the end of the couch, looking at me]: Oh yeah, baby.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 20, 2025 ">
My wife [on the end of the couch, looking at me]: Oh yeah, baby.
@mariana057.bsky.social/Bluesky
@shohrehdavoodi/Threads
