Trader Joe's Employees Are Sharing The Things They Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And, Honestly, I'm Completely Guilty Of Some

1.Trader Joe's employees hate when you think your bag can defy the laws of nature:

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2.Trader Joe's employees hate when you demand the impossible:

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3.Trader Joe's employees hate when you somehow can't see just how out of everything the store truly is:

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4.Or when you think they can pinpoint the exact moment they ran out of chicken tikka masala:

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5.Trader Joe's employees hate when you think they aren't a pro at this whole bagging thing:

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6.Trader Joe's employees hate when you remember your bags at the VERY last second:

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7.Trader Joe's employees hate when you pretend that the back of a salad dressing bottle is absolutely captivating you instead of helping to bag:

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8.Trader Joe's employees hate when you don't remove that card:

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9.Trader Joe's employees hate when you try to forcibly enter the bathroom:

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10.Trader Joe's employees hate when you put your trash all over the store...

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11.Trader Joe's employees hate when you sneak up on them like some sort of grocery store ghoul:

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12.Like, come on:

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13.Trader Joe's employees hate when you ignore the obvious signs that yes, the register is open:

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14.Trader Joe's employees hate when you stand a little too close:

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15.Trader Joe's employees hate when you can't even begin to describe the extremely specific thing you're looking for:

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16.Trader Joe's employees hate when you give yourself a little in-store taste test:

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17.Trader Joe's employees hate when you completely ignore their patented small talk:

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18.Trader Joe's employees hate when you throw currency at them:

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19.Trader Joe's employees hate when make them dig to the center of the Earth for a bag:

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20.Trader Joe's employees hate when you lose it over a tiny bag:

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21.Trader Joe's employees hate when you make that dumb, dumb joke:

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22.Or this one:

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23.Trader Joe's employees hate when you miss what's right in front of you:

Meme of a customer getting told the product is in front of them and the person holding a gun behind them
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24.Trader Joe's employees hate when you leave your cart in your parking spot like a barbarian:

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25.Trader Joe's employees hate when you hand them your wet, slimy bags to put food in:

Meme of a customer getting on their phone as they hand their reusable bags over
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26.Trader Joe's employees hate when you can't follow card directions:

Meme of a customer not sure how a credit card machine works
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27.And Trader Joe's employees hate when you don't take the time to read:

Meme about no matter how big you make a sign, customers won't read it
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28.ON THE OTHER HAND...

29.Trader Joe's employees love when you don't give them your whole life story when answering a question:

Meme about being happy that a customer answered a question directly

30.Trader Joe's employees love when you lend a helping hand bagging your groceries:

Meme of a person giving a salute to customer's child who expertly starts bagging without being prompted
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31.Trader Joe's employees love when you know how gift cards work:

Meme about how customers that scratch off the code are the best
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32.And Trader Joe's employees love when you recognize how annoying some customers can be:

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It goes a long way.

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