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Maniacally Laughing At These 30 Clever Posts From Women This Week That Serve As A Wonderful Distraction From *The Horrors*

Hannah Dobrogosz
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Dang, this week was a long year! But here you are; you made it through. And now it's time to reward yourself with a quick breather from all the harrowing "breaking news" alerts and hours of doom-scrolling with some curated silliness.

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We continue to peruse X (so you don't have to) and Bluesky (which you should absolutely check out) to illuminate the funny women who make people laugh on both platforms and to give you something light to look forward to each week. Without further ado, here are the funniest posts by women we stumbled upon this week:

Make sure to follow all of these hilarious people!

Editor's note: While we can't endorse what X has become, we can bring you the worthwhile moments that still exist there, curated and free of the surrounding chaos.

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Tweet by Rachel Lapides: "there should be a grammy for best voice note sent over text," with over 671K views

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Tweet by @lobacake: "There's something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn."

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Tweet by Katie D: "Teaching is crazy because one second I’m telling a kid not to eat crayons and the next another kid is asking where our souls live."

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Tweet asking, "do you understand the childhood trauma it took to be this funny," with 80.4K views

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Tweet by Pastrami Mommy: "who's the jester of the relationship? trick question, in a perfect relationship it should be both of you" with 1,796 views

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Tweet from user: "At this point I don’t know if I’m fighting demons or if I am the demon."

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Tweet by user, expressing enjoyment of slouching and giving in to gravity's pull

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Tweet by @ash_may_bite: "'go with the flow' i tell myself as i tumble down the stairs."

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Tweet by ellie schnitt: "why the [expletive] is my laundry bin always full i’m not even going anywhere" with 704K views

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Tweet by user Meg joking about dating, saying there's only 6 months of society left, urging quick marriage

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Tweet by @chionogirl: "Two year old is in complete denial that her grandpa is my dad. She gets so mad if I tell her." 5.1M views, posted on Feb 4, 2025

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A tweet by @Ann_Hedonia1 asking, "Hmm what can I purchase to feel better," with 35.3K views

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Social media post reads: "iron man farts. call it febreeze."

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A tweet humorously suggests: "Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man."

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Tweet from user @jynxbby: "my ex taught me that you definitely have to worry about the ugly ones too" with 246K views

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Tweet by user "erika" questions finishing a thought when a new, exciting one could be had

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Tweet by @SkinMuffins: "That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea."

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Tweet by @miffys_mom: "You can always tell when someone’s favourite fruit is performative and not representative of their true spirit."

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Tweet by user @thatssooolee: "If you need somebody to help you argue call me..." with a joking tone. Posted on Feb 3, 2025

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Tweet by @areawoman_: "You will never see a beautiful woman in the passenger seat of a cybertruck."

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Tweet by Katie: "What doesn’t kill you, texts you six months later."

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Twitter: @kenzianidiot

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Tweet by Midge: "I often say that living well is the greatest revenge... an excellent way to throw off suspicion from my actual favorite revenge, arson."

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Tweet: "*flirting with someone in their 30s* so like hows ur back or whatever"

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Tweet by @ALadyNamedKatie: "I have decent problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine." 16.8K views, posted Feb 6, 2025

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Tweet humorously contrasts resisting ads with being tempted by clothes seen in videos

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Social media post from Kellalena: "Trying to get a RUN DMC song out of my mind but it's tricky."

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Tweet by SkinMuffins reads, "I just gave your address to some possums."

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Tweet by @naylet8maybe: "Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems."

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Profile post reading: "User reserves the right to be a complete mess" with a date and reply option

Thank you, funny women, for making the internet a little better this week. While you're here, check out the funniest posts by women last week:

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