I Really, Really, Really Hate Myself For Laughing At These 57 Hilariously Unfortunate People
Hello! You want to see some hilariously unfortunate people?
1.Well, how about this parachutist who accidentally landed in a monkey enclosure:
2.This excited wife-to-be who got hers and her fiancé's initials on her nails for their wedding:
3.And this dude whose day is not off to a good start:
4.This dad whose kid told him to answer the front door and nearly fainted upon seeing this:
5.This mascot who slipped on a glass partition and took it right to the balls:
How does his mascot face depict his emotions so well? And look how concerned his orange mascot friend is!
Walk it off, big fella:
6.And this girl who — after trying an edible for the first time and saying it "wasn't shit" — googled this an hour later:
7.This elementary school teacher who has just about the worst name possible for teaching little kids:
8.This high school teacher who has just about the worst one possible for teaching teenagers:
9.And this employee who really, REALLY hates that her company's name tags use an initial for the last name:
10.This tourist who just wanted to enjoy a fish sandwich by the water:
11.This grandma who spent all day making cookies for her family and refused to throw them out:
12.And this mom who didn't realize "NCST MOM" wouldn't be read as "NICEST MOM":
13.This person who used a bit too much wood glue to affix a doggie ornament to their door and then came back later to see it looked like this:
14.This guy who didn't think through his new trucking company's name before ordering a truckload of merch:
15.And this surely mortified apartment dweller who has no choice but to move to a new continent:
16.This woman who got an uncomfortably specific receipt from the beauty parlor:
17.This homeowner who — after hitting their head one too many times on a low ceiling — put up this warning:
18.And this shopper who — after picking up this trio of embarrassing items — saw the self checkout was closed:
19.This betrayed wife who left a hilariously scathing review of the hotel her husband cheated on her at — using his account:
20.This kid who casually told his mom, "I think something bit my ear":
21.And this person who discovered an angry little chicken nugget in their value meal:
22.This patient who — when their doctor asked how their back felt — showed them THIS photo:
23.The person whose wise-ass roomie rearranged their apps:
24.And this unfortunate gent:
25.This job applicant who submitted this as their ENTIRE résumé:
26.This driver whose crash was a near bull's eye:
27.And this felt crafter who attempted to make Piglet:
The real Piglet being polite: "Wow! It's, like, uh, looking in a mirror! Really!"
28.And this person who bought these expensive "rose" pattern bed sheets...that ended up looking more like a murder scene:
29.This kid whose mom came up with a genius plan to stop him from playing too much Nintendo Switch:
30.This person who ordered a special birthday cake that came with a hilarious mistake (I'm thinking the cake maker isn't a Star Wars fan):
If you, like the cake maker, aren't into Star Wars, here's what it was supposed to be referencing:
31.This concert goer who only wanted her friend to take a cool picture of her from behind:
It's two bald dudes' heads if you're wondering what's up!
32.This guy who really needs to remember to use sunscreen:
33.And this loving wife and mom who worked really hard on this Harry Potter broom cake for her kid's birthday, so please, no one tell her what it ACTUALLY looks like:
34.This husband who tried to cook mac and cheese with breadcrumbs, but didn't have any breadcrumbs, so he, uh...:
35.This passenger who got quite the confirmation number:
36.And this coworker who was upset their cubicle mate left this banana on their desk for days, so...:
37.This dad who discovered THIS when his daughter said her vacuum cleaner was broken:
38.This guy who wore a full-face respirator while mowing the lawn...and this T-shirt to let any confused neighbors know why:
39.And this fellow lawn mower who keeps getting attacked by birds, so he now wears "protections":
40.This guy who lives like this:
41.The kid who got from their dad the most frustrating "dad joke" birthday gift:
The dad says he also gave his kid a PS5, so it wasn't totally cruel, LOL!
42.And the kids whose parents put this note under a towel in their dirty-ass bathroom, but they never found it:
43.This guy Isaac whose roommate epically trolled him when he had a girl over by putting up a survey for her to fill out for "quality assurance/quality improvement":
44.This person who received a wrong text from a very confused soul:
45.And this mom who tried to glue vampire teeth onto this pumpkin and, uh, well...you see it:
46.This traveller whose flight sounds unintentionally pornographic:
47.This ambitious Thanksgiving host whose attempt to replicate this veggie plate didn't quite hit the mark:
48.And the neighbor who received this mortifying note:
49.This poor guy who tried to entertain himself by making some friends:
50.This amateur chef who put their cutting board in the dishwasher and...oops:
51.And the dad who got this funny but biting note from his daughter:
52.This wife who is petrified of slugs, so when one came in the house, she went a little overboard:
53.This guy who was stoked his brother got his favorite author Bret Easton Ellis to sign his book...until he saw his brother also got Ellis to insult him:
54.And this Instacart shopper who seems fed up, but he's not — it's just that his first name is Jesus and his last name starts with an "I":
55.This parent who left the butt paste next to the toothpaste and their kid made a terrible, terrible mistake:
56.This ice cream truck driver who didn't get they really should've bought a different brand of generator:
57.And this person who ordered a large spoon without quite realizing exactly how LARGE it actually was:
