I Almost Dropped My Phone Cackling At These 22 Pet Tweets From This Week
Having a pet is such a gift, because you can expose their shenanigans on the internet without their permission and bring people so much joy.
So here are 22 funny pet tweets to celebrate this right and privilege:
1.
Them: Is your cat friendly?My Cat: What kind of a fucking question is that? Me: No
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) December 28, 2024
2.
My cat at midnight on New Year’s pic.twitter.com/WjKkWWxYIp
— Isaac Feldberg (@isaacfeldberg) January 1, 2025
Twitter: @kanyewest / Via x.com
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if you disturb the nap time you get the yap time pic.twitter.com/w3KBRW1rde
— Josh Trebach, MD (@jtrebach) December 30, 2024
4.
Accidentally took my cat’s meds.Don’t ask meow
— Klara (@klara_sjo) December 27, 2024
5.
my cat keeps going “ooh!” and launching herself at the sliding glass door. probably fine
— Maizie ⭐️ (@maizie_star) January 3, 2025
6.
My dog think he’s safe from my New Years cleaning but he getting scrubbed too get yo big ass in this tub patna
— Grip Bayless✨ (@talleyberrybaby) December 30, 2024
7.
just sent a happy new year’s photo to my mom with my cat sleeping on my chest, she said “you look like you’re breast feeding a baby. how about a real one this year?” pic.twitter.com/MPzTv8Ca6W
— no (@zedonarrival) January 1, 2025
Warner Bros. Television / Via Twitter: @zedonarrival
8.
I like to feed my dog Mini Cheddars and pretend I'm a priest giving the body of Christ at communion. She likes the smokey BBQ best. Amen.
— Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) January 2, 2025
9.
I think my cat Rooster got a hangover! 🥳 pic.twitter.com/JLAJjUbnnV
— 🐉Mortal_Kombat_Addict | Fatalities Daily (@MK_habit_addict) January 1, 2025
10.
My sister told my cat she’s built like a linebacker
— Tito Medalla (@TITO_MEDALLA) December 31, 2024
11.
this hanging plant that i’ve had for 3 years flowered for the first time ever and obviously my cat tore off the flower as soon as she could
— Maizie ⭐️ (@maizie_star) December 31, 2024
12.
I wish my cat had a phone so I could send her cat memes and say, "This is you."
— Adi (@AbdillahZaman) December 26, 2024
13.
Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”
— BOOP (@Bootyfuluni) December 29, 2024
14.
My girl is allergic to my dog, so now I have to find another girl😭
— Xavv🧸🌴 (@R3troXavv_) December 29, 2024
15.
Buy my cat a bed, he sleeps next to it 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/9cXjQv20B5
— Paul Scott (@Breaking70Bars) December 31, 2024
16.
what i learned this year is -people fucking suck-the world sucks-grief sucks-men suck -working sucks-my dog and cat are the best
— OkLauren (@notoklauren) January 1, 2025
17.
“do you actually want to see me, or do you just want to hang out with my cat?”don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.
— Vivian (@suchnerve) January 2, 2025
18.
— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) January 2, 2025
Instagram: @puppupstudio / Via instagram.com
19.
Can someone text my cat and tell her to come downstairs and snuggle with me on the sofa she has my notifications muted
— big honkin caboose (@itsbighonkin) December 28, 2024
20.
“Slow down, you’re working like a dog!”Nah, I work so my dog can do this: pic.twitter.com/fAYG0ba4hh
— Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO (@marklewismd) December 31, 2024
21.
My dog is guarding his roast potato.He'll be like this for the next 36 hours. pic.twitter.com/OumvmFkO1a
— Flynn (@Flynnisaware) December 30, 2024
22.
— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) January 2, 2025
Pinterest: El usuario más / Via mx.pinterest.com
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