18 Fun Pickup Lines for Cinco De Mayo

HowAboutWe
Love + SexMay 4, 2012

by Emily Winter for HowAboutWe

Hello. I would like to celebrate you nationwide and regionally in Mexico.

That is not a burrito in my pocket.

I'd cross borders for you.

That sombrero makes your butt look phenomenal.

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I would love to stuff your piñata.

I "Cinc"-o you should take off your pants.

Let's put the third X in Dos Equis.

Are you a frozen margarita? Cuz you just made my brain stop working.

Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cuz you look like a guilty pleasure.

Are you from Mexico? Cuz you look like you belong under me.

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You're the Light in my Corona.

You put the Model in Negra Modelo. Or maybe just the "O." I'm too drunk to tell.

Feliz cumpleanos?

Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cuz I'd like to lose your top.

Hablas espanol? No matter -- my love needs no translation.

Eres una angel? Porque…uh… want a beer?

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Let me see your Mexican HOT dance.

Are you Cinco de Mayo? Cuz I'd like to think about you all night and forget about you tomorrow.

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