by Emily Winter for HowAboutWe
Hello. I would like to celebrate you nationwide and regionally in Mexico.
That is not a burrito in my pocket.
I'd cross borders for you.
That sombrero makes your butt look phenomenal.
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I would love to stuff your piñata.
I "Cinc"-o you should take off your pants.
Let's put the third X in Dos Equis.
Are you a frozen margarita? Cuz you just made my brain stop working.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cuz you look like a guilty pleasure.
Are you from Mexico? Cuz you look like you belong under me.
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You're the Light in my Corona.
You put the Model in Negra Modelo. Or maybe just the "O." I'm too drunk to tell.
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cuz I'd like to lose your top.
Hablas espanol? No matter -- my love needs no translation.
Eres una angel? Porque…uh… want a beer?
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Let me see your Mexican HOT dance.
Are you Cinco de Mayo? Cuz I'd like to think about you all night and forget about you tomorrow.