Cher Thinks Kate Hudson's Fabletics Wants Her First Born Child
You already know that Cher is a musical living legend, a fashion icon for the eons, and an astute, if liberally biased, political commentator. But what you may not know is she’s also a Twitter phenomenon, tweeting with the alacrity and emoji-usage of a millennial, but with all the sage wisdom and advice befitting her 70 years. While the singer’s vitriol is usually reserved entirely for her social media takedown of Trump, on Monday, Cher pointed her furor in a different more athletically-inclined direction, namely Kate Hudson‘s Fabletics.
For those not up to speed on the finer point of celebrity sartorial endeavors, Fabletics is a subscription-based provider of affordable, high quality workout gear, all designed and modeled by Kate Hudson. A service Cher clearly tried out for the first time today, tweeting, “Made mistake of going2 Fabletics. What a pain in the ass.won’t even let u see anything Till u give them ur 1st born‼️Felt I Was Being Conned”
Made mistake of going2 Fabletics.What a pain in the ass.won’t even let u see anything Till u give them ur 1st born‼️Felt I Was Being Conned
— Cher (@cher) July 18, 2016
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Cher is referring to the process of joining the site, which before you can preview any of the fitness gear styles asks you a lengthy list of questions about yourself including the types of sports you like to participate in, your body type, color preferences, and ideal environment for performing said exercises — all of which the music icon apparently found to be a touch on the overly personal side. And from the sound of things Chaz better watch his back just in case Fabletics does have plans to come after him. In any case, we think we just figured out the answer to what Cher would do if she could turn back time, if she could find a way.
We’ve reached out to Fabletics for comment and will update this post as soon as we hear back.
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–Emily Kirkpatrick
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