I'm Dying Laughing At These 33 Incredibly Awkward First-Date Stories That Go From Bad To Worse To Catastrophic

1.The zoo date:

2.The bread date:

3.The gas date:

4.The sipping date:

5.The salad date:

6.The wandering date:

7.The movie theater date:

8.The mystery date:

9.The parking date:

10.The stomachache date:

11.The Animal Farm date:

12.The 15-minute date:

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13.The mountain date:

14.The double date:

15.The cropped date:

16.The funeral-home date:

17.The shots date:

18.The NSFW date:

19.The feet date:

20.The sushi date:

21.The two-timin' date:

22.The eye contact date:

23.The escape date:

24.The zodiac date:

25.The seating date:

26.The wine date:

27.The dessert date:

28.The tortilla chip date:

29.The dad date:

30.The McDonald's date:

31.The tiramisu date:

32.The future plans date:

33.And the breakup date: