My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At This Week's 24 Hilarious Black Tweets
Happy New Year, everybody! 2025 is about to be a wild ride, so the only way to lock in is by laughing at some hilarious Black Twitter tweets. Enjoy!
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Mf got his hand on his hip he fed the fuck up LMFAOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/J21XADaO2C
— slatt ✧` (@slqttyo) January 1, 2025
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my mom caught the Holy Spirit during Defying Gravity and we got kicked out of the theater ☹️ pic.twitter.com/dMSPyIgC44
— charlie soprano (bluesky: LittleCharlesTV) (@LittleCharlesTV) December 27, 2024
Tyler Perry Studios / Twitter: @LittleCharlesTV
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In a nutshell: pic.twitter.com/NUZbkOBmiN
— 🌲O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌲 (@Thugg_Speedman) December 20, 2024
Variety / Twitter: @Thugg_Speedman / Via youtube.com
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Nobody:White people at the grocery store:“I need to be going to your house tonight” pic.twitter.com/snZJJYCeop
— Big Joe 🎱 (@Headgraphix) December 23, 2024
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Iont go bowling with mfs who be getting strikes and shit… just play regular smh
— desert eagle. (@jaquwan_) December 30, 2024
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So I’m sitting on the train, minding my business. I have on my Alpha hoodie today. This man walks up to me and just starts doing his Que Hop. And then says “let me see the stroll you got”Are you crazy?! I was so embarrassed. pic.twitter.com/RsiPDe83MQ
— kamala's pastor (@dbrent_) December 13, 2024
BRAVO / Twitter: @dbrent_
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Been saying “That part” around this old white man on the job.He agreed with something and said “That’s the part” 😂😂😂
— STONE (@KiariStone) December 21, 2024
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White people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like
— will (@twothickscoops) December 25, 2024
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What level of scammer is this? I am in TEARS 😭😂 pic.twitter.com/3MbkRtk9iy
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) December 31, 2024
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Had a white coach tell me “your ass is grass and IM the lawn mower” lmao what https://t.co/3lQkuT07WD
— Grant (@MrBackDoorAny1) December 26, 2024
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The Six Triple Eight is a reminder that BLACK WOMEN are & have always been IT. Gave them a task to complete in 6 months & they did it in 90 days while making sure their hair was slayed! IKDR pic.twitter.com/IejQbqHODF
— tequa d. (@_tequadunning) December 21, 2024
BRAVO / Twitter: @_tequadunning
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I love saying “I fear…” about shit that isn’t scary. I’m getting ramen tonight I fear…
— zay dante (@zaydante) December 27, 2024
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my sister put her bonnet in the freezer bc she was hot, wow
— mariam (@RIABOMBSHELL) December 25, 2024
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Damn Party City you fucked the city up with this one pic.twitter.com/ScyO0JRWxa
— 👳🏾♂️Shay-Boogie🤙🏾 (@HeartBreakSeun) December 20, 2024
SiriusXM via YouTube Twitter: @HeartBreakSeun / Via youtube.com
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If the position is remote, why tf do I have to live in the state to apply? pic.twitter.com/gQ7DyERPqz
— 𓆩♰𓆪 알잖아요 𓆩♰𓆪 (@playboysoshi) December 22, 2024
BRAVO / Twitter: @playboysoshi
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Diddy & Luigi being in the same prison & their Lawyers being married to each other is a great addition to the plot.
— Tori Wan Kenobi (@MajestyRia) December 20, 2024
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Not my department feeding us. I can buy my own food. Baby, where are the bonuses? pic.twitter.com/bEfxZ7Y1Jw
— James St. Patrick ⚜️ (@OnlyDrTony) December 19, 2024
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— Perc 𒉭 (@PercThaGoat) December 15, 2024
@RoboGoodz via Facebook / Twitter: @PercThaGoat
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Me turning around and seeing Jennifer Hudson while we’re in A Quiet Place pic.twitter.com/H0m99CvQb2
— ‘80s Horror Hoe (@Thackerybinx86) December 18, 2024
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i thought this was a white remake of the pursuit of happiness https://t.co/NF6KbGrlXW
— Maura Chanz (@maurachanz) December 20, 2024
Corenswetmedia / Twitter: @maurachanz
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When you thought you was vibing with the baby but it starts to cry 😩🥴 pic.twitter.com/UFOXmYJGUw
— Toni Snaxton (@Want_A_Battle) December 21, 2024
BRAVO / Twitter: @Want_A_Battle
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I WAS GETTING GAS... THIS LADY WAS PUMPING GAS WITHOUT A JACKET ON....I NOTICED A DUDE IN THE CAR BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL...I SAID “WHY TF HE AINT PUMPING THE GAS” SHE SAID WHO? I SAID HIM IN THE CAR...SHE SAID...”THATS MY MOMMA” MORAL OF THE STORY..MIND YO BUSINESS😂😒
— Christine Nicole (@SupaMrs) December 30, 2024
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