The 12 worst holiday gifts

December 13, 2012

Bad sweaters from your aunt and socks from mom aren't the only gifts gone wrong. Avoid giving (and hopefully getting) these terrible holiday gifts with this hilarious gift guide.

Pickle Bottle Stopper, $7.


Because, who really wants to use a cork in their wine bottle? The perfect gift for a friend who happens to really adore both pickles and wine.

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Pillow Remote Control
Pillow Remote Control











Pillow Remote Control, $15.

For the true couch potato, this pillow comes with a built in remote control. You'll never have to worry about losing the remote between cushions ever again.












Zoltar, $9000

We all loved Zoltar — the classic arcade fortune teller — as children, but it's time to grow up. Perhaps revisit your favorite arcade instead of dropping serious dough for this one.

Zoltar fortune telling machine
Zoltar fortune telling machine











Santa's Farting Pillow
Santa's Farting Pillow


Santa's Farting Butt Travel Pillow, $20.

'Tis the season for traveling! Why not cozy up with this pillow while you're on the go? Well, we can think of a few reasons, though we're sure no one will stare when your pillow farts.










Bacon Candy Canes
Bacon Candy Canes


Bacon Candy Canes, $6.50.

Looking for the perfect gift for the bacon lover in your life? Look no further than these mouth-watering candy canes. Nothing says "Christmas" like the smell of bacon, right?!











Inflatable Turkey
Inflatable Turkey


Inflatable Turkey, $12.

Don't like cooking? No problem! Nothing would be funnier than inviting everyone for Christmas dinner and serving them this turkey — the joke will outweigh their hunger.

Upcycled Sweater Moose Head
Upcycled Sweater Moose Head











Upcycled Sweater Moose Head, $50.

Remember your childhood? The only thing you wanted for Christmas during the majority of your first decade were toys. This sweater moose head adds a perfectly refined taste to any kid's room, leaving the child wishing he or she had received a new Furby, instead.









Dream Man Arm Pillow
Dream Man Arm Pillow


Dream Man Arm Pillow, $25.

Remind your friend she's single this holiday season when you buy her this arm pillow! When she cuddles with it at night, it will be just like the real thing.









Zombie Bleeding Mutilated Target Dummy, $90.

Zombie Target Dummy
Zombie Target Dummy

Help your loved ones prepare for the debatably upcoming zombie apocalypse with this target. It even bleeds when it's shot!













Chew-By-Numbers Christmas Tree, $15.

We all know that chopping down trees isn't environmentally friendly. Go green this Christmas by making your own tree out of the gum you've chewed! The kit even comes with 32 pieces of gum for your convenience.












Barack Obama Chia Pet, $30.

The perfect gift for the Obama supporter in your life? We beg to differ. This political gag gift is a bit controversial, complete with an afro-style hair growth.












Dance Moms Bobblehead, $25.

As if watching Dance Moms wasn't enough, you can now bring Abby Lee Miller right to your very desk.







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Chewable Christmas Tree
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