These 23 Funny Pet Tweets Are So Funny You May Want To Pee Before Seeing Them
If you ever think you're having a weird day, just wait until you get home to see what your pets have gotten into.
Here are 23 funny pet tweets to celebrate all of the ways they curate chaos in our lives:
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My dog tore his Achilles a couple years ago shit was so unserious 😭 pic.twitter.com/fOQ8JI3OSq
— Sieg🐻⬇️ (@Sieg2Ez) January 15, 2025
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I think my dog called me fat 😄 👀 pic.twitter.com/E5PhlNGbNS
— WuskyTheHusky (@wuskythehusky) January 14, 2025
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neighbor knocked on my door asking why is my dog barking so loud, i dont own a dog
— skittle (@skittlechanx) January 15, 2025
4.
no i’m not drinking alone, my dog is with me
— 🌜cold little heart 🖤 (@cold_lil_heartt) January 15, 2025
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) January 15, 2025
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This is what I would feed my pet platypus if I had one https://t.co/XzCFvnNVZt
— kelbin (@pissboymcgee) January 9, 2025
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why is my cat hoarding oranges pic.twitter.com/rB1UdaU0L7
— I feel like Batman or halo (@youwouldntpost) January 14, 2025
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having Ralph has made me soooo dramatic earlier today I googled “will my cat forgive for me for taking him to the vet?”
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) January 15, 2025
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It's possible that my cat thinks she's a chicken. pic.twitter.com/Nl1rqecNuV
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) January 14, 2025
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Gave my cat a can of tuna in celebration he’s on cloud 9 he can’t believe this is his life rn
— mini cheri🔻 (@Minicherii) January 15, 2025
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My dog is a better Christian than Trump.And a much better person.😂
— Renee Libby Yep (@ReneeLibby95084) January 14, 2025
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My pet sitter has been sharing some quality Greg content with me while I’m away to shoot these rocket launches pic.twitter.com/HMrKwD92Xn
— Andrew McCarthy (@AJamesMcCarthy) January 10, 2025
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Don't threaten my dog. pic.twitter.com/HtASbuvbbq
— MaryAlice David (@MaryAli20063775) January 15, 2025
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Waking my cat up during her naps today to get revenge on her for waking me up at 3 am
— nicoco (@PetiteNicoco) January 13, 2025
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Every single day, this is how my cat announces to me that it’s dinner time. pic.twitter.com/HuHuoXIwo9
— Brett Kollmann (@BrettKollmann) January 14, 2025
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Shout out to my dog that one time when he decided he can fit inside a cat basket: pic.twitter.com/Gog7oTB1YQ
— Ayanari💙😈 MY 1ST MERCH LIVE! (@Ayanarinashi) January 15, 2025
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I took my cat to the vet because I thought something was wrong & they hit me with the “ girl he’s just old “ 😭
— 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔞 (@whisteriiaa) January 13, 2025
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Y’all ever been dating somebody& they just did one small thing that let you know it wasn’t gonna be forever? I was seeing someone years ago & they chastised me about giving my dog bottled water. Literally chapped my ass about it for 30 minutes. YOU COULD NEVER BE MY HUSBAND BRUV.
— Grip Skylark 💕✨ (@talleyberrybaby) January 14, 2025
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) January 15, 2025
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My dog accidentally ate a hand warmer, had to throw up, go to the ER, and get prescribed laxatives.He's still having a better day than the Packers are having.
— Tyler Brooke (@TylerDBrooke) January 12, 2025
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I have a fever right now but! My cat is snuggling up to my neck because it's warm. So maybe I will just be sick for the rest of my life
— cain 𓃠 (@wolfyaltwitch) January 14, 2025
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Oh my dog! Mom made chicken soup and we each got a noodle! #dogsofx #dogsoftwitter #noodles pic.twitter.com/mEpJnNC6xa
— The Snoopervisor / Wilma (@WilmaBenton19) January 15, 2025
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“i’ve jokingly called my cat a whore” LEAVE PATCHES OUT IF THIS 😭💔💔
— naby! દᵕ̈૩ (@ROSETWTHQ) January 15, 2025
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