After The Week We've Had, These 17 Funny Weekend Tweets Just Saved Me
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
1.
Had to scroll really far to get to my birth year today pic.twitter.com/2zhP9D1nJC
— tweet deleter (@BrittanytB) January 10, 2025
MUBI / Courtesy Everett Collection / Twitter: @BrittanytB
2.
“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him”
— Ro 🧸 (@superstar1roro) January 9, 2025
3.
it’s what? over https://t.co/jYpeURwK7S
— Paxx Romana 🌸 (@iloveyoupaxxie) January 11, 2025
4.
Day 8 of eating scrambled eggs https://t.co/FrPr7Qmnrc
— Stunna (@incognitoStunna) January 11, 2025
5.
asking me for money knowing i got a baby otw in 10 years is crazy .
— K🧚🏻♀️ (@Kelebohileem) January 10, 2025
6.
This is the cake Bruce was eating in Matilda. https://t.co/zF13Nm3EJq
— KenKen🤍 (@calllmekc) January 11, 2025
7.
being a french girl and getting called mademoiselle 20 times a day probably feels good as fuck
— michael (@FilledwithUrine) January 9, 2025
8.
sent an email and they responded with a phone call pic.twitter.com/Tlol7QDlYo
— . (@ghoulhag) January 10, 2025
HBO / Twitter: @ghoulhag
9.
MY SHAYLAAAAAA (me thinking about the tiktok ban)
— alysha (@biglysh) January 11, 2025
10.
“Gag order” is such a cunty legal term. Like fuck yes, your honor, gag her!!
— L (@TheHabibiBarbie) January 11, 2025
11.
Hacker : I have all your passwords Me : OMG thank you what are they
— Vαɳҽʂʂα ♡ (@DreamsSarcastic) January 11, 2025
12.
Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.
— BOOP (@Pettyyyboop) January 11, 2025
13.
Telling my little brother about being in college when sicko mode and mo bamba first came out pic.twitter.com/ofmiYZA1n9
— mackenzie (@mackenziedamon) January 11, 2025
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @mackenziedamon
14.
quit smoking for good. now i smoke for #evil
— aaliyah salem (@geardress) January 11, 2025
15.
sex is so embarrassing like why did I want to do that to u
— kendall (@sailordoooooom) January 9, 2025
16.
you’re in her dms, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. can you come get her??
— S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler (@_indica_sky) January 11, 2025
17. Finally:
dont want to https://t.co/J1hYPkeqAc
— nico (@pukeinmouth) January 11, 2025
Like reading funny tweets? Here are some that went viral last weekend, in case you missed them.
