28 Unforgivable Things Target Employees Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And 8 Things They Absolutely Love

1.Target employees hate when you order a TON of things right at the crack of dawn:

order at 7:03 am of 98 items

2.Or when you demand to be let in before opening:

meme about someone being at a target right before opening

3.Target employees hate when you think your tiny car can fit the biggest TV on planet Earth:

people trying to fit a tv in a car

4.Target employees hate when you leave stuff from other aisles in places they shouldn't be:

frappe in a section it shouldnt be in

Or when you leave refrigerated food in a cart so now it has to be thrown out:

abandoned food in a cart

Or when you EAT BREAKFAST in the aisles???

open box of cereal and open carton of milk with a bowl and spilled ingredients on a shelf

5.Target employees hate when you interrupt them while they're pushing this exact cart around:

cart with go-back items

6.Target employees hate when you go survival mode just to go to the store:

Smiling person outside in snowy weather, covered in snow, with text: "Me: 'I don't think any guests will come in this weather.' The Guests:"
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7.Target employees hate when you act like you get to decide the hours the store is open:

person complaining target was closed

8.Target employees hate when you show up and stare at them like they're in a zoo:

woman gawking

9.Target employees hate when you stop in the middle of an aisle and act like you're the only person in the store:

Two women with shopping carts laugh and talk in a grocery aisle, blocking the way. Caption humorously comments on discussing their kids
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10.Target employees hate when you make drive-up orders for what looks like an entire village of people:

an order of 552 items

552 items!

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11.Target employees hate when you tell them your whole life story during rushes:

SpongeBob looking up with horror and the words, "When you're 10 dangs, 20 yups, 6 wows, and 8 man that's crazy's, and they still won't stop talking"

12.Target employees hate when you act like the entire world revolves around the order you placed 12 minutes ago:

meme about mobile orders

And they also hate when you ignore their existence when it's convenient to you:

exchange about a customer ignoring a person
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13.Target employees hate when you refuse to use self-checkout:

Meme about boomers complaining that younger generations don't want to work and then using self-checkout

14.Target employees hate when you act like the entire company will go under because you won't buy a shirt:

Meme of Loki responding to an angry customer with, Yes, very sad—anyway"

15.Target employees hate when you make them put back hundreds of dollars of clothes:

target employee upset about someone trying on a ton of clothes and not buying any

16.Target employees hate when you completely demolish their hard work:

meme about kids destroying a setup

17.Target employees hate when you don't put your carts back:

shopping carts

18.Target employees hate when you blame them for your procrastination:

meme about someone getting mad about there not being easter candy

19.Target employees hate when you get mad at them for things beyond their control:

meme about someone getting mad that a target employee doesnt work in a specific department

20.Target employees hate when you beckon them over like they're a trained animal:

hand beckoning

21.Target employees hate when you throw a fuss about being IDed:

meme about a person getting mad about getting ided

22.Target employees hate when you don't hand them the money like a human being:

meme about throwing change on a table

23.Target employees hate when you forget how a store works:

meme about someone sarcastically saying they should've thought of something obvious

24.Target employees hate when you don't recognize the difference between in-store and online:

meme about someone being upset something available online is not available in stores

25.Target employees hate when you forget how their weekend works:

memes about someone saying have a nice weekend to someone working

26.Target employees hate when you carry around a cart like this:

person pulling a rolling cart

27.Target employees hate when collectors come in and inevitably cause a big scene over a Funko Pop or some baseball cards:

meme about being haunted by a funko pop pereson

28.And Target employees hate when you disappear after they go into the back to get something for you:

meme about the person you were trying to help disappearing

ONE THE OTHER HAND...

29.Target employees love when you acknowledge the hard work they do:

nice note from a customer

30.Target employees love when your orders have a little humor to them:

assortment of old people things metamucil diapers et cetera

That note reads, "Happy 40th birthday!"

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31.Target employees love littles notes like this:

nice note from a child saying i love your toys

32.Target employees love when you get a little creative in a non-annoying way:

meme recreated on a laptop

33.Target employees love when you know how gift cards work:

meme about how customers that scratch off the code are the best

34.Target employees love when you let them pet your lil' dog:

meme about dog petting

35.Target employees love when you recognize their hard, hard work:

nice display

36.And, finally, Target employees love when you agree about how awful some customers can be:

tweet reading no better feeling than when you've just dealt with an absolute swear word of a customer and the next person in the queue is like what the fuck was their problem thank you
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