Sorry, But I'm Dying At Work At These Funny Job Tweets From Last Week
Well, it's almost time for work again — but first, here are some funny job tweets that went viral over the past week.
Make sure to follow these people, too, if you enjoyed their tweets!
1.
I brought my lunch today in a Walmart bag, why my manager gonna come up to me and whisper “We gonna get you a lunch bag for Christmas” pic.twitter.com/p4jPxSnHMZ
— Ron (@ronthacreator) December 10, 2024
Bravo / Twitter: @ronthacreator
2.
This list got me HOLLERING pic.twitter.com/lt3MFiJ0M9
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) December 12, 2024
3.
My girl sent me 25 for lunch I put that shit on fan duel, I’ll eat when we rich
— Zaza Man (@Zazamyodor) December 12, 2024
4.
Me sending work emails at the end of year pic.twitter.com/q1bBYV1cK3
— Screen-Shots (@sadcinemaa) December 12, 2024
5.
It’s always Instagram & Facebook down but never Microsoft Teams down pic.twitter.com/8WRDvKPdtb
— Our Rach (@ourrachblogs) December 11, 2024
Celebrity Big Brother / Twitter: @ourrachblogs
6.
“Is that Christmas spirit I smell??”No, it’s rumplemitz and I’m drinking on the job.
— Mark Cuban Smokes Menthols (@MarkySmokes) December 11, 2024
7.
You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love
— mariana (@pastapilled) December 13, 2024
8.
I wish work had let us know we’d be taking headshots at the holiday party before I came in dressed like a lost victorian child pic.twitter.com/P63tBmH8ye
— asherah (@e_asherah) December 12, 2024
9.
Nothing says “go fuck yourself”quite like a $10 Starbucks gift card from your boss.
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) December 12, 2024
10.
Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.
— Dr. Addie B. (@african_delight) December 12, 2024
11.
So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??
— Genesis (@gvega333) December 10, 2024
12.
This is how it feels to get a job pic.twitter.com/qLIui1kBCA
— ☆ (@whyrev) December 11, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @whyrev
13.
i dont think everyone was meant to have a job… a significant portion of us were destined to cause problems in the town square but instead in doing paperwork by hand
— jovan (@ehjovan) December 12, 2024
14.
Got too high and tried to do research pic.twitter.com/uMkeJCJVAf
— Morgan 🇵🇸 (@8bitfunk) December 12, 2024
15.
asking me to do my job before the holiday break pic.twitter.com/T39lRZJ6iq
— erika (@yeeeerika) December 12, 2024
ESPN / Twitter: @yeeeerika
Speaking of, happy holidays, everyone! See you in the new year for more funny tweets!
